Will you love me more if I say "Kill that liberal?"
Will you keep me in your blogroll?
Will you love me more if I link some pundits?
Should I bait the hook for trolls?
I've tried to be a rueful boor.
I've quaffed the partisan dreck.
I got my toddler the three disc set
Of lectures by Glenn Beck.
Sure, she still needs help getting dressed,
And tinkles on the floor,
But you've said as much of our President,
And even called his mom a whore.
But if you'll love me more I'll say "Kill that liberal"
Because my child needs her Dad
To be the frothing, seething, hatred-spewing (But, totally, like eloquent, and well-informed - not like the liberals who just make up whatever they want and shout it from their community-college-educated soap boxes)
Role model I never had.