Will you love me more if I say "Kill that liberal?"
Will you keep me in your blogroll?
Will you love me more if I link some pundits?
Should I bait the hook for trolls?
I've tried to be a rueful boor.
I've quaffed the partisan dreck.
I got my toddler the three disc set
Of lectures by Glenn Beck.
Sure, she still needs help getting dressed,
And tinkles on the floor,
But you've said as much of our President,
And even called his mom a whore.
But if you'll love me more I'll say "Kill that liberal"
Because my child needs her Dad
To be the frothing, seething, hatred-spewing (But, totally, like eloquent, and well-informed - not like the liberals who just make up whatever they want and shout it from their community-college-educated soap boxes)
Role model I never had.
4 comments:
I will love you more! If you need me to, Andy!
Heh! Not bad, Andy. And, I understand where you're going.
I'm just gonna type out loud for a while if you don't mind. I was raised by a very mild-mannered Father, and am much like him in that way.
"Kill that liberal" is not anything he, nor I would entertain. But, there is such a thing as "righteous anger." Two or three times in my life, I have seen my Father drop a load of it. And, two or three times in my life, I have also...with children present.
As a Christian, I usually (well, sometimes...because I'm not a real good Christian) look to Jesus...yeah, the Jesus that talked about being angry, and sinning not...and not letting the sun go down on your wrath.
Okay...it was the Apostle Paul that said those things, not Jesus, but it's still in The Book. I do know for sure that Jesus opened up His own can of Righteous Whupass at least once.
As for me, I'll love you just as much whether you call for killing liberals, or froth/seethe/whatever, or not.
And, I am almost willing to bet that the future holds at least one or two moments of "Righteous Anger" that your daughter will witness.
And Dude, do I ever feel sorry for that guy that's gonna take the shovel head.
Just sayin'...
Does Glenn Beck really have a three disc set out? Does he talk about his near death experience with his Colonoscopy?
Heh. "cross-posted at..."
whaddya mean, Buck?
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