Wednesday, December 23, 2009

The Modern Drunkard's Plan for Economic Recovery

We'll drink this place right, just give us the booze:

"The watchwords of the day should not be 'Who is John Galt?' but rather 'Go tell it to the drunkards.' We’ll set them straight, especially if they’re buying."

Even if it fails, it'll fail a heck of a lot more poetically than any tome of legislation pretending that real money is play money ever could.

2 comments:

Buck said...

Much wisdom at the link, but this bit stuck: Let’s be frank: teetotalers are a pessimistic and morbid lot.

Not to mention generally joyless, preachy, and just flat-frickin' obnoxious. There are exceptions to the rule, of course... but for the most part? Too true.

Cheers!

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