Monday, May 11, 2009

Bad Movie, Good Line

The child was napping on my chest yesterday, so I was somewhat captive and was forced by lack of better programming (is Andy talking about his brain or the television listings? Hmm...) to suffer through the movie 2010, for the first time in years. What a lousy movie. Still, it carries a quote that I am sure was recently flung around aplenty, though I surprisingly never heard or read it brought up (even in my own myopic, crippled scampering through the conservative blogosphere). The quote is from the character named Milson, who is some kind of space adviser to the president:

"The president addressed Congress the other day. I don't know which was scarier -- the speech, or Congress cheering him on. He invoked Lincoln. Whenever a president is going to get us in serious trouble, they always use Lincoln."

Could have been McCain's campaign slogan.

17 comments:

Peter said...

Spot. On.

Buck said...

heh. I'm not a movie guy (so I'm quite "culturally-challenged" in this space), but I really like that quote.

Andy said...

Buck - me too. As soon as I heard it yesterday my initial reaction was "why weren't people like Gerard and Morgan tossing this line around all over the place during the campaign?"

westsoundmodern said...

On the one hand we had a guy comparing himself to Lincoln, on the other Teddy Roosevelt. We're in the best of hands.

Andy said...

On the upside, I have been waiting for someone to come along and make it sound less ridiculous of me to compare myself to Faulkner. The door is swung wide open.

Buck said...

"I have been waiting for someone to come along and make it sound less ridiculous of me to compare myself to Faulkner."

Don't look at ME! :D

Andy said...

Well, shoot, then. I'll just come out and say it:

I write like Faulkner, if only Faulkner had him some MAD SKILLZ!!!!

Nick said...

Lincoln, Roosevelt, whatever, I'm wondering how you get the kind to nap on your chest. I'm the guy they like to play with, my wife is the one the cuddle with. I suppose this is the natural order of shit. For all those that think society socializes roles, hell, the kids have done it to us and I suspect this is how it goes for myriads of families.

Nick said...

The prior post should read "kid" and not "kind", I suppose that's what the preview button is for.

Andy said...

What can I say, Nick. It was nap time. She ate and crashed, and I was pretty comfortable, so I let her flop on my chest there and sweat her head all over my shirt. She's a cuddler, anyway. Loves to give hugs and kisses.

Daphne said...

You are seriously baiting me, Andy.

You've got mad, hot writing skills, (ought to whip 'em out more often, buddy) but you lack the southern vernacular to compete with the Godhead of Faulkner.

Don't even get me started on how you two are so far apart. Faulkner drawls you into a story, you staccato that son of bitch with perfect pitch in nine seconds flat. You drive the curves with exceptionally talented precision, he carved the cliffs you're driving with a soft patter of a fine linen weave.

You know I love your writing, been a hardcore fan going on a year now (I blame Morgan), but this is way too much. Nuh uh, Andy. Your words sing true, but you're missing the southern soul of slow depravity that would push you into his league.

Sorry I haven't been around lately, life got annoyingly busy.

Andy said...

Jesus, Daphne, I was just kidding. I know I'm no Faulkner. I'm not even really an Andy.

Daphne said...

Jesus, Daphne, I was just kidding.So was I, writer man. Plus I was trying to pay you a few compliments for your badass talent.

alison said...

Where are you dude?

Daphne said...

I feel like hacking your site and posting some seriously writerly audacious shit just to rise your eclectic ass off the bench.

Miss you huge, Andy.

OP said...

Happy One Month of No Writing Anniversary, Andy! Let's not go for 2...

Buck said...

I'm gettin' ready to call the SAR guys...